you sit down to meditate and get about 9 breaths in
but then you feel your underwear riding up and your mind starts wondering why panties or jeans are referred to as pairs when they are really only one piece of clothing, and how it’s even weirder that people say pair of underwear because even though it sounds way cooler because of the rhyme scheme it doesn’t make sense because underwear refers to all undergarments including bras
and you don’t say pair of bras unless you’re buying 2 because they’re really comfortable and don’t have that hard underwire that cuts in and thinking of your bra makes you think of your breasts which makes you think of your lungs
and WHAM!!
you come back to your breath just like that and you’re feeling proud but then the timer goes off 6 seconds later