you are at the grocery store and it takes you three tries to remember your PIN and
you say something like
I don’t get out much
or even better
I just found this bank card in the frozen section
but the cashier just stares at you without smiling and if you are by yourself you feel embarrassed and slink out of there but if you’re with your hubby you continue to riff off of each other until you’re both laughing all the way to the car and
you take a quick glance back and the cashier is still staring and
honestly you feel sorry for her because
she must have left her sense of humour at home