Who Wants Mom?
Mom clearly can’t live with me. Yes, I’m in a four-bedroom luxury penthouse, but the extra rooms are taken up for my home office, personal gym, and Mitzy, my teacup chihuahua...
I’m In Love With My Best Friend’s Grandmother
I’ve been best friends with Dylan forever, but it wasn’t until his grandpa died that I realized how hot his grandmother is. And I know she’s 87, but nowadays they say age doesn’t matter...
Dude, Watch Me Rawdog My Day
My dinner dishes from last night are still in the sink. I wash them without any water. Or dishcloth. I try to pick the burnt grease off with my nail, but I have to spit on the plate to loosen it...